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PAL-02 Eat Hitler - the Nazi Taste Treat

APRIL 1945. BERLIN. Things aren’t going well for the Third Reich. Mistakes have been made. Plans have miscarried. The Russians are close, very close, and they seem uncharitable in their intentions. Luckily, Nazi scientists have been working on important developments. Not practical new weapons or even the zombies, werewolves and robots. No, they’ve got the time machine set up. In the bunker, next to the ersatz-coffee machine.

It’s a brilliant scheme. Knowing what he knows now, Adolph Hitler will travel back to 1933 and get Everything Right This Time. He’ll take Bormann, and Eva Braun and Blondi the dog. There’s no room for Himmler, no matter how much he whines. It’s not a very big machine.

Ach! Dummköpfe!” screams the Fuhrer. “Dies ist nicht Berlin in 1933! Das ist kein Brandenburger Tor!

(“This is not Berlin in 1933. That is not the Brandenburger Gate!”) Eva Braun knew that her sweetie was right about this, although she could not have told you that the big thing in front of her was known as a brachiosaurus...